Daily story, February 17, 2025

I would like to become a shopping trolley. (If I were a shopping trolley, I could be useful when I felt like it and lock my wheels up when I didn’t, and that would be better.) But regrettably, this is beyond the capabilities of even our most advanced science. As such, I am on the lookout for a wizard or a sprite who, if they take against me, will transform me into a shopping trolley. When I find them, I will antagonize them until the job is done. There is a man outside the supermarket I have heard threatening people with curses. But I don’t know how those people manage to upset him. The two of us seem doomed to get on famously.